thattallnerdygirl:

-diagonalley:

miss-darling-clementine:

simplyalexandermason:

I feel like they just conspired together…

THE WINK, THE WINK IS KILLING ME.

This is so adorable!! 

tuucker:

isis-:

noahstillsversustheworld:

everyone I know or follow on tumblr is either a good artist, writer, cosplayer, gifmaker, photoshopper, attractive or just…  amazing

and I sit here like

image

Is that a… A platypus …with 6 legs??

that’s lotad you uncultured shit

❝ I never shook her hand and I never saw her face, but she made me laugh and she made me weep. She was all by herself and I was surrounded by my friends, yet I felt more alone than she did. We’ve grown apart, the lot of us. We didn’t mean for it to happen but it did. The war changed us, pulled us apart. Lisa Cusak was my friend. But you are also my friends, and I want my friends in my life because someday we’re going to wake up and we’re going to find that someone is missing from this circle, and on that day we’re going to mourn, and we shouldn’t have to mourn alone. To Lisa and the sweet sound of her voice. ❞

lessmetamorebeta:

GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!

darmani:

i wish real life was like animal crossing. surrounded by furries. nobody is transphobic. no crime. no murder. pretty music playing all the time. i give you a piece of fruit and you give me a fucking bathtub.

I don’t know exactly what’s wrong buuuuut…

Tumblr is fucking up on my laptop, I can reblog and queue stuff, but my dash only loads one page, I can’t like anything, can’t edit my queue, can’t post anything, and I’m sure other things aren’t working, too.

I tried disabling Xkit, Tumblr Savior, and Greasemonkey, to no avail, and it’s not an AdBlock Plus issue, either.

For the record, I’m on Firefox 28.0, running Windows 8.

Surprisingly, the Android app (which I’m posting from) is just fine.
BANNED
Me: Are you a member with u-
Asshole guy: NO, NO, NO, NO!!
Me: Excuse me?
Asshole guy: I get sick of being asked every fucking time! So to spare you I just tell you no!
Me: That's keeping me from doing my job. We have to ask.
Asshole guy: I know that, but I don't want to hear it! So that's what I tell everybody! (he was being extremely loud this whole time, attracting customers attention)
Me: If you don't calm down, I'm going to call a manager up here because you are coming across as very rude.
Asshole: Good! Go ahead and call him! I'm 40 years older than you! You don't know my story!
Me: ... Really? Excuse me, but you don't know mine either so you don't understand how ridiculous you're coming across. Also, I'm not a teenager so no, you are not 40 years older than me- but I don't care how old you are there is no reason to be so disrespectful.
Asshole guy: I'm never coming here again! I don't let anyone talk down to me! *reaches over and takes literally ALL of my bags, puts a $5 on the counter which is $3 less than his total* I'm never coming here again! *storms out*
Me: *calls after him* Good, because you just stole $3 worth of product! Have a nice life!
((My CSR heard and saw everything. She had a bad experience with him in the past where he hit on her and got mad at her when she told him to back off. She told the manager he was back and this time was shouting at me. His picture was saved off the security camera. He's banned from the store.))

wilwheaton:

I think I’m just going to give up thinking that these people can’t get any more stupid than they already are, because they keep finding ways to surprise me.

judge: why did you kill that man
me: it's a metaphor
judge: oh....ok lol

huffingtonpost:

Rare half-goat, half-sheep born in Ireland, and it’s adorable!